That's not all that funny

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Posted 1 month ago

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Posted 1 month ago

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Chip Skylark – My Shiny Teeth and Me

chaystar:

sexymalaysianswag:

s-onrisa:

goinginsaneforliampayne:

applejuiceandoreos:

OMFG WHAT IS AIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

OMFG IHIGHIUGNREWWGJHGERWIURVR WHAT THE FUCK IS AIIRRR HGIOGWHGSDT

well someone’s gonna have to clean up this food I just spat out

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Posted 1 month ago

fuckyeahndasian:

this is how youre supposed to make koolaid

white people be puttin like 3 spoonfuls in

shit taste like water with batteries in it

if you cant taste the diabetes, you aint doin it right

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Posted 1 month ago

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fuckyeah-connor:

Connor by =harunase

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Posted 1 month ago

i cybered on omegle today

You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
You: ya
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
Stranger: wait
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
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